What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 18:43
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
EleutherAI releases massive AI training dataset of licensed and open domain text - TechCrunch
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is Jp-shares.com a good website for crypto trading?
Loons and Moons
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is Veuve Clicquot Brut a good champagne?
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Ford Stock Rises After Strong May Sales. The Pain Is Coming. - Barron's
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No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes